Posts: N pigs by a netizen

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Pig Mother's ten sons have grown up and left home to build their own houses. Pig Brother 1 is lazy, using a pile of straw to make a house and then sleeping soundly in it; Pig Brother 2 is lazy and gluttonous, building a wooden house with nails and wood; Pig Brother 3 is overly clever, wanting a safe and sturdy house, so he bought a brick house from someone. The other sons also built their own houses in their own ways.

The next day, a big wild wolf appeared near Pig Brother 1's house. It smelled Pig Brother 1's scent from outside, knocked on the door to invite him in, intending to eat him. Pig Brother 1 refused, so the wolf took a deep breath and blew the whole house away. Pig Brother 1 was terrified and ran to Pig Brother 2's house.

Pig Brother 2's wooden house was slightly sturdier than the straw house, so it couldn't be blown down. The wolf then crashed into it, and the two little pigs quickly fled to Pig Brother 3's brick house.

Pig Brother 3's brick house was the most sturdy among them three. No matter how hard the wolf tried to blow or crash, it couldn't destroy it. So the wolf took out a wall-breaking sledgehammer, intending to enter through the wall and eat all three little pigs. The three little pigs hurriedly fled to Pig Brother 4's windproof house.

Pig Brother 4 is skilled in business, spending a lot of money to have Pig Brother 5, who is greedy, buy building materials from Pig Brother 6, who studied civil engineering. However, due to carelessness, Pig Brother 4 forgot to tell Pig Brother 6 what type of house to build. Thus, Pig Brother 6 provided the cheapest windproof materials. As a result, Pig Brother 4's house was completed by chance. When the wolf came to Pig Brother 4's house, it tried to blow it, but it remained unmoved. The wolf then decided not to crash it anymore and directly used a hammer to smash it, successfully destroying the house. The four little pigs then fled to Pig Brother 5's house.

Pig Brother 5 is a staunch miser, using all the money he earned helping Pig Brother 4 to build his house to construct it with gold bricks. When the wolf arrived, the gold bricks had already been stolen clean. Thus, they fled to Pig Brother 6's house.

Pig Brother 6 studied civil engineering, and his building skills are undoubtedly the best among all his siblings. Therefore, he built a house that is windproof, fireproof, and extremely sturdy. All six brothers and sisters then took refuge in this house. When the wolf arrived, it looked around curiously and sat on its excavator.

As soon as it sat on the excavator, it recalled the first time it saw it, which was full of curiosity. That day, after swallowing Grandma's Little Red Riding Hood, it found a pile of tools and this excavator in her backyard. It sat on it instinctively, and countless memories and techniques about tractors flooded its mind, as if the excavator had been part of it all along. Oh, it remembered that it was a worker on the construction site in its previous life. That's fine.

While the wolf was using its excavator to dismantle the houses, the six pigs saw the situation and had already fled to Pig Sister 7's house. Pig Sister 7 studied chemistry and was well-versed in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms. Her house was set up like a laboratory and had various experimental chemicals. When she heard about her brothers' misfortunes, she didn't take it lightly. So she decided to set traps. She first closed all the curtains, pretending there were people inside, and had the other brothers hide outside the house. When the wolf broke in, it found the house empty. By the time it realized something was wrong, Pig Sister 7 had already spread strong acid on the floor, and her brothers had blocked the windows. However, they hadn't considered that the wolf had once studied chemistry in its previous life before working on the construction site. The wolf looked around, picked up sodium hydroxide, and used a neutralization reaction to escape. It didn't notice any pigs, for Pig Sister 7 had already sensed something was wrong when the wolf picked up sodium hydroxide and called her brothers to escape.

When they arrived at Pig Sister 8's house, they found it empty. After a thorough search, they discovered Pig Sister 8's footprints in a novel. It turned out she had joined the journey to the West. So they went to Pig Brother 9's house. Pig Brother 9 studied computer science and followed Pig Brother 6's advice to replace the building materials with indestructible reinforced concrete, even converting the relatively weakest door into a password-protected one. When the wolf saw this concrete matchbox, it instinctively wanted to use the excavator to crush everything. However, it found the excavator's power insufficient and had to get out of the vehicle with a box of tools to figure out how to enter the house. The eight pigs watched the wolf's helpless expression outside and thought they were safe this time. But they underestimated the wolf's abilities. The wolf took out a notebook computer from the tool box and skillfully cracked the password door. Originally, it was a quiet hacker in its previous life, and due to illegal information acquisition, it had a criminal record, so it couldn't work at a big company for chemical research and ended up working on the construction site. Pig Brother 6 and the others had already become familiar with such situations. As soon as the wolf took out its notebook computer, the eight pigs had already escaped through the windows one by one, leaving only Pig Brother 9, who was confident in his password door, until it was opened and he finally realized the danger and ran away.

Finally, they all ended up in Pig Little Brother's house. He was once Hitler, with excellent leadership skills. After hearing about his brothers' experiences, he decided to gather his brothers' strength to resist the wolf. First, he asked Pig Brother 6 to convert his dual-exit cellar into a high-security bunker. Then, he had Pig Brother 9 design a tightly sealed steel electronic door for the bunker's entrance. Lastly, he asked Pig Sister 7 to set up some traps in the original house to make the wolf relax its vigilance.

When the wolf arrived, it looked at the seemingly harmless traps in front of the door, thinking this little pig wasn't impressive at all, and followed their escape route to the cellar. It effortlessly bypassed the electronic door again and entered the bunker, only to find that inside there was only another electronic door and nothing else. Before it realized it had been tricked, Pig Little Brother had already led his brothers to destroy the only two exits of the bunker, thus trapping the wolf inside. Then, Pig Little Brother had the eight brothers stay in his house. From then on, they no longer feared the threat of the big wild wolf and lived happily ever after.